the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdaysI would turn everything in my house into a dildo.
I’m so upset right now
Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!
OMFG KID YOU ARE SO GREAT
FASHION MEME ⇢ BAROQUE
Style is a magic wand, and turns everything that it touches to gold.
Romeo & Juliet AU; Juliet as a psychotic murderess who becomes obsessed with Romeo and kills him so that only she can love him forever.
Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
